I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good Premium 40oz Tumbler (Free Straw) Piper Lou Collection

**PURCHASE OF THIS ITEM IS A PRE-SALE. ITEMS ARE EXPECTED TO SHIP NEAR THE END OF NOVEMBER.**

Introducing our brand new 40oz Tumblers, designed for those who like their drinks big, their wit sharp, and their sarcasm overflowing. We’ve taken the concept of a regular tumbler and given it a hefty dose of snark, creating a product that speaks volumes even before you take a sip.

With its double-insulated walls, this 40oz Tumbler keeps your beverages at the perfect temperature, whether you’re sipping on piping hot coffee or indulging in a frosty milkshake. No more lukewarm letdowns or chilly disappointments.

Our innovative tumbler features a sturdy handle that ensures a secure grip, even during the most animated conversations. Now you can flaunt your tumbler with confidence, as you take on the world one belly laugh at a time.

And here’s the twist (literally!): the 40oz Tumbler comes with a twist top lid that keeps your drinks sealed tight, so you can live your best life without the worry of accidental spills. Whether you’re on a wild adventure or simply enjoying a cozy evening on the couch, this tumbler has got your back (and your front, sides, and bottom too!).

So, if you’re in the market for a tumbler that matches your dry humor and holds a boatload of liquid goodness, our 40oz Tumbler is the perfect companion for you. Get ready to sip and sarcastically conquer the world, one satisfying gulp at a time. Cheers!